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#48581 - 01/03/12 10:56 AM The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip?
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To try and start the new year right on the forums I wanted to begin posing a few starter questions on a regular basis again.

Soooooooo . . .

A lot of times you plan on a vacation, the subject of what bedroom items to bring comes up. Do you leave that favorite vibrator at home? Buy new toys on the trip itself? Then what do you do with them? Throw them away rather than risk the luggage search at the airport security check?

I had one trip where I was meeting an old girlfriend at a resort. A long while back, I had purchased a few things that I thought would have been fun to introduce to our somewhat limited sex lives. However, she turned out to have very little to no interest in anything the least bit kinky.

This was an unexpected chance to try them out after all.

So I packed some special massage oil that could also be used as a lube. A blindfold to use during her massage. Bubble bath soap in her favorite scent. A long non-intimidating red double ended dildo. A smaller dark green screw shaped vibrator with a remote.

I took a second luggage bag and packed two huge comfortable blankets to fold up and use as a massage bed on the floor of our destination. The toys I sort of mixed in everywhere else with my stuff.

Most of the luggage would go in the cargo hold and only a few items would be in my carry on.

What actually happened on the trip I might discuss later.

Sooooooo . . .

What items have you been brave or bold enough to take with you on a trip. Risking discovery by travel authorities or nosey house guests or family at your destination?

Ever been caught with them in an awkward situation?

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#48582 - 01/03/12 11:44 AM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Sextified]
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The toys go check-in so you don't face the baggage check as everyone stands in the queue. Never had a problem flying around Europe or into the US. Didn't try when flying to an Islamic country.

As to embarrassing moments with toys on a trip?

Well we were staying at a favourite hotel, where we used to stay 4 or 5 times a year. One morning we'd enjoyed some healthy exercise of the horizontal variety and ended up feeling a little hungry, so we threw on some clothes, put the "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on the door and headed down for breakfast. When we returned to our room to carry on where we'd left off we discovered that the maid had obviously realised we'd gone for breakfast and had cleaned our room while we were out of the way.

The toys were neatly lined up on the bedside unit.

I guess they see it all.

Still it nice making love on clean sheets.
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#48584 - 01/03/12 02:18 PM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: AntEater]
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We've never taken a trip, just the 2 of us without kids. That left us with just the option of grabbing a quiet quickie during nap time or late in the night. No time for toys.
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#48587 - 01/03/12 02:39 PM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Girlie1980]
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 Originally Posted By: Girlie1980
No time for toys.


Its funny how everyone is different, MrsAE likes toys for a quick session. Things have always taken much longer without them, I love to spend the time to make love without "mechanical assistance" but when time is short one of her trusty old vibes is the fastest way.
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#48590 - 01/03/12 06:57 PM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: AntEater]
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You and I think alike, AE. I consider toys to be a poor substitute for the real thing. Even in the absence of the real thing I would much prefer warm running water or a good fantasy and skilled finger to something artificial.

Having said that, I do have to admit to enjoying visual stimulation. On one excursion out of country I was somewhat embarrassed when the baggage search uncovered some "pornography". It was even more embarrassing when the customs inspector suddenly realized that the woman in the pictures was none other than myself.

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#48591 - 01/03/12 07:10 PM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Debbie]
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I don't find toys to ever be as effective as the real thing.
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#48592 - 01/03/12 07:11 PM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Girlie1980]
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Debbie, I'm sure customs inspectors know that the ladies in the magazine photos do sometimes ride in airplanes.
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#48593 - 01/03/12 07:39 PM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Girlie1980]
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I am flattered, but it wasn't a magazine. I put pornography in quotes because it was a stack of photos that my "friend" had taken of me, then later of us using the shutter delay. The bastard really smirked when he told me he was confiscating them.
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#48594 - 01/04/12 09:17 AM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Debbie]
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 Originally Posted By: Debbie
You and I think alike, AE. I consider toys to be a poor substitute for the real thing. Even in the absence of the real thing I would much prefer warm running water or a good fantasy and skilled finger to something artificial.


Oh, I love it when we play with toys. I was just saying I love to have time so that they are aren't needed.

I don't think MrsAE often uses toys as a substitute, we use them as an additional feature.

So for example, she loves to rub her clit with a vibrator while I use my tongue inside her pussy (or more to the point, while she uses my tongue inside her pussy). Or while I lick her little button sometimes she likes something more than my fingers going into her pussy. It just is not humanly possible for a man to lick his lovers clit while sliding his cock in and out, nature is so cruel at times.
Then there is the visual aspect.
If I'm really lucky she'll drive me wild by making me watch while she toys with herself and teases me.

There are so many ways you can play with toys and a lover.
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#48595 - 01/04/12 11:57 AM Re: The most embarrassing sex toy you took on a trip? [Re: Sextified]
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 Originally Posted By: Sextified
... What items have you been brave or bold enough to take with you on a trip. Risking discovery by travel authorities or nosey house guests or family at your destination? ...

A mistress.

 Originally Posted By: Sextified
... Ever been caught with them in an awkward situation? ...

Yes.
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