Why do men have dicks? So women will talk to us!
A bloke I used to know thinks that wife is an acronym; short for Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc. Suffice to say he's still single.
A little girl was with her mother at a wedding. "Mum why does the bride wear white?" she asked. "Well Jenny, the white dress is to represent the happiest day in her life. White is associated with being pure and good and blessed."
"Then why is the groom wearing black?"
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