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#46432 - 07/12/10 02:34 PM Leather
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So what is it that us poor men find so irresistible about a lady in a leather dress?






They smell like a new car
Vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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#46983 - 11/13/10 03:04 AM Re: Leather [Re: AntEater]
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Damn lol
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#47003 - 11/21/10 03:17 PM Re: Leather [Re: nadiana223]
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Why did God create men?
Cause dildos cant take out the trash.

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#47276 - 12/22/10 09:53 AM Re: Leather [Re: Anonymous]
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Damn anonymous. That's a good one! LOL
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#47675 - 04/07/11 01:01 AM Re: Leather [Re: Anonymous]
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 Originally Posted By: Anonymous
Why did God create men?


Surely it is so we can change the batteries in you favourite vibrator when they go flat.


Mind, I remember one girl friend complaining the batteries had gone flat in her vibrator (she rang me at work to ask if I'd come around that evening to see her because the batteries were flat - I think she wanted something )
Later I took her out for a ice cream and noticed the right sized batteries behind the counter. So I did the gentlemanly thing and bought her a couple of sets. Boy did she turn bright pink.
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#47677 - 04/07/11 05:47 PM Re: Leather [Re: AntEater]
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Why did god invent woman....

because sheep cant wash and iron shirts!!


Why do women have small feet?

So they can sand closer to the sink


Why do women need a watch??

I have no idea, there is a perfectly good clock on the cooker!!

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#47701 - 04/11/11 08:11 AM Re: Leather [Re: Anonymous]
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Why do brides wear white?

To match the rest of the kitchen appliances.
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#47702 - 04/11/11 09:47 AM Re: Leather [Re: CharmBrights]
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My mother hates white. Refuses to ever wear it. She got married in yellow. And guess what? Their refrigerator they got was a color called "goldenrod".
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#47706 - 04/11/11 01:06 PM Re: Leather [Re: Girlie1980]
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 Originally Posted By: Girlie1980
"goldenrod"


sounds like something from the second of the Emmanuel stories
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#47758 - 05/01/11 10:09 PM Re: Leather [Re: AntEater]
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Mid 70's I would think, along with Copper and Avocado!
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