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#46495 - 07/17/10 08:00 AM Re: New Audition [Re: Rock]
Girlie1980 Girlie1980 veteran Registered: 09/23/09 Posts: 1321	Rooting also is what they call it when a new baby instinctively squirms around with it face in breasts, looking for a nipple.
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#46499 - 07/17/10 09:31 AM Re: New Audition [Re: Rock]
nadiana223 nadiana223 addict Registered: 05/16/08 Posts: 661 Loc: United States	OMG, rooting means sexual relations. Uncle Ant, you drive me crazy. LOL. I'm sure the Mrs. has a time with you and that mouth (and tongue) of yours. LOL _________________________ It was not into my ear you whispered but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed but my soul
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#46502 - 07/17/10 10:36 AM Re: New Audition [Re: nadiana223]
Rock Rock old hand Registered: 02/05/08 Posts: 1096	Well guys my two phases of preparation for tomorrow are set. Step one was to shavew off my facial hair to make me appear younger than 27. I now look closer to 20. ^_^. Step two was to get a my hair cut. The type of cut I got was a buzzcut. The play is called Biloxi Blues and is based during ww2 in a town called biloxi. So now I am all set. ^_^ _________________________ "Your body might be a virgin but your mind is a whore." Quote originally stated to me by Nadi.
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#46504 - 07/17/10 12:42 PM Re: New Audition [Re: Rock]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	It's also funny when you are teaching computer classes in Oz. A router is a network device that connects two network sections together. You probably have a router at home that gives you your broadband connection. In Oz a router is a woman who is very keen on having sex :-) Causes much merriment. Reminds me of the first time I came over to the US. I was there for some training classes and the women running the class had decided there needed to be a word for pressing the the button on the mouse. The word she used was "bonk". She came out with the phase "You point here and then bonk the mouse" The Canadian in the room and I both fell off our chairs. It wasn't helped when after a few minutes of helpless laughter the first thing he managed to come out with was "Don't you need plenty of selotape to stop them splitting" _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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#46505 - 07/17/10 10:16 PM Re: New Audition [Re: AntEater]
Girlie1980 Girlie1980 veteran Registered: 09/23/09 Posts: 1321	I would have laughed at bonking the mouse too!
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#46508 - 07/18/10 08:46 AM Re: New Audition [Re: Girlie1980]
Rock Rock old hand Registered: 02/05/08 Posts: 1096	Ant and Girlie please stay on topic here. =( _________________________ "Your body might be a virgin but your mind is a whore." Quote originally stated to me by Nadi.
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#46509 - 07/18/10 09:21 AM Re: New Audition [Re: Rock]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	Sorry Rock. On the other hand, very few discussions say on topic here after the 2nd page and we are well onto page 3 :-) Best of luck with the new audition. _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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#46510 - 07/18/10 09:44 AM Re: New Audition [Re: AntEater]
Rock Rock old hand Registered: 02/05/08 Posts: 1096	I can now see why monique dropped off of the forums because nothing stayed on topic. =( Edited by Rock (07/18/10 09:44 AM) _________________________ "Your body might be a virgin but your mind is a whore." Quote originally stated to me by Nadi.
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#46511 - 07/18/10 09:45 AM Re: New Audition [Re: Rock]
Rock Rock old hand Registered: 02/05/08 Posts: 1096	Thanks ant. Although I think my changes of gettin a part are slim again. This time because of my age. But it is still worth trying for _________________________ "Your body might be a virgin but your mind is a whore." Quote originally stated to me by Nadi.
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#46512 - 07/18/10 11:50 AM Re: New Audition [Re: Rock]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	Originally Posted By: Rock I can now see why monique dropped off of the forums because nothing stayed on topic. =( There are now so few of us that we tend to chat amongst ourselves rather than really limiting ourselves to handling the point of posting. Out of the early contributors only you and I are left. It was good to see Dan popping his head back in and Lee isn't around as much as he used to be. _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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