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#45960 - 06/06/10 01:05 AM Where is everybody?
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Here it is June 6th already, and nobody has posted since the 1st?
Must be everybody is getting their fair share of free crude oil from the Gulf of Mexico! Why wasn't I told about this??
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#45961 - 06/06/10 01:51 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Lee_R]
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Work is FINALLY picking up . . . so my paychecks are paying off old bills. After almost eight years of having storage units, I am finally out of my very last one. That's $150 extra a month. It took me almost 50 hours of work last week to sort, repack, donate and trash everything. Still have two road trips to give away stuff and 15 hours more work left to go. Race car is packed around with the last of the junk like a sardine. The Porsche goes to the mechanic next week to have some welding and repairs done. Then its time to figure out the rest of the repairs to make it race ready for next year. Helping some other author's these days with their work. Proofing and concept help mainly. Finished writing the ES Interview and am waiting for it to get posted. Writing Chapter 15 of Book II at the moment. Have a new product test for my small business going to press next week. GF is off to take a college course. Still not getting laid there, or anywhere. Behind on my porn watching. Lost maybe five of the 40 pounds I have to lose over the summer. Redid the patio with two fountains, Strawberry plants, Ivys and bird nests. More squirrels show up than birds. Freeloaders! Bluejay's, Cardinals, Morning Doves, Finches, sparrows and the hated pigeons. Brushed both cat's out there with a Furminator. Two solid handfuls of hair! Working tomorrow (Sunday) night for one of the owners. Get paid double time from the second I clock in!

So far no free crude oil on Texas beaches . . . just a matter of time . . . I'll get my beach bucket and a shovel ready for my share.

Also my Birthday was on the 1st!

Getting more old to match the dirty minded part of man these days!

I let you know when things really get busy!

Sextified

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#45962 - 06/06/10 03:18 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Sextified]
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Basically for me there is nothing to talk bout topic wise. Busy with work as usual. Looking a girl i like ass. It's funny next time I see her I'm gonna use the old line bout her bf to see her reaction. Let see. Saturday I took my written driving test to get my permit. It looked like I was one question away from passing. No big deal. I'll study and take the test next week. If I pass this month then I'll have my license by Dec/Jan. Other than that just keepin my eyes open for future plays to try out in. Also on the 18th I go to see the musical Avenue Q. It should be really awesome. Also on the 21st-25th I'll be on vacation down in Wildwood. Do any of the sexy ladies wanna join me for some fun Under The Boardwalk? Happy Belated bday Sextified.
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#45966 - 06/06/10 09:03 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Rock]
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Happy Birthday Sextified!

Lee, you know what I am up to. I e-mailed you!

I've actually been checking in here several times per day to see if there are new posts.

I've also been e-mailing with Scott, and read his latest.

Other than that, I haven't felt much like reading anything. I have a pile of bookmarked articles that I haven't gotten too.

On 2 of my other forums I have been busy. On one, I'm in a deep philosophical discussion.

In another, I was part of a bit of a fight about 10 days ago, and the other person (who left before I could post what I had that would have defeated her, but would have made me look bad for saying it) has been noticeably absent since then. I don't want anyone to regret that she was the one who left and I was the one who stayed, so I am stepping up my activity there.

I'm also afraid that she will come back. And then there will be a big deal about welcoming her back and fawning all over her. And at that point, I am not going to be able to be silent about my damning evidence. She can't be trusted, and they should know that, even if they get upset at me about it.

James, I took the written test twice, and both times I got only one wrong. I knew which one it was, too. They have questions of a certain type about starting on a road with x lanes and being in a particular one, and turning onto a road with y lanes, and wanting to know where you should end up. The wording always gets me. I try to draw myself a picture of what they mean, but I get confused. It seems ridiculous to me that I could get a perfect score on the SATs but not be able to figure out this simple thing, but I guess everyone has their blind spots.

I've gotta hurry up and arrange for driving lessons. There always seems to be something preventing me. Usually it is trying to arrange for childcare.

Sextified, I laughed about the handfuls of hair. I used to have a cat that made so much hair. Short hair, but just so much of it.

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#45969 - 06/06/10 12:11 PM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Girlie1980]
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Sorry, been away on holiday abroad. I did have mobile internet, work won't leave me alone for a week - no such thing as time off when you run your own small company- But I only got access in the main living room and MrsAE doesn't know I'm here.

The forum really is going through a quiet period.

Hey I even missed a question about Lingerie, My all time favourite topic.... well that, hosiery and finding interesting bits of ladies bodies to investigate with my tongue.


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#45970 - 06/07/10 12:25 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: AntEater]
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I'm sorry I was in Virginia getting some much needed loving
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#45971 - 06/07/10 01:11 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: pmpkty]
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I kinda posted that long blurb as a joke!

But it's probably a snapshot of what every one is going thru this time if year. I actually check the forums several times a day on my iPhone. Wonderful little slave making gadget it is!

I try to push my regular readers, all hundred or so, to check this place out.

I kinda used up my allotted forum time with my last multi post rant. I hate to be accused of trying to take over the 'airwaves'. I'd rather let others talk about what's important to them.

I already 'own' probably the biggest soap box in EroticStories history. Don't think any author is silly enough to post 700,000 words in one story! If I have an unknown compatriot, tell 'em to send me SHORT email and we can compare dick ( or clit ) sizes for ultimate bragging rights!

Did that just sound as vulgar as I thought it did?

Sorry! \:\(

The 'little' intro to my 35th chapter just got sent off to my pre-readers. Sorry to add to your workload so soon. Probably the most ambitiuos thing I've written in almost a year.

I think things will stay slow around here for another few weeks. If there is something we can do to liven things up, speak up!

Naked twister is quite possible. An erotic game of twenty questions? Truth or Dare? Text each other with naughty publicly taken photos attached. Use our phone cameras to take extreme closeups of various body parts. Free porn for the winners?

Plane tickets to meet their favorite poster/author in person?

Or we can just be patient until some real inspiration hits us.

'inspiration'

That word reminds me of someone that always had my attention and devotion.

Sniff!

Now I'm all sad.

Sniff!

Whimper.

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Sextified


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#45972 - 06/07/10 08:01 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Sextified]
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Ha ha ha, Sextified! You never fail to entertain!
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#45977 - 06/08/10 03:15 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Girlie1980]
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Well, at least I got some activity going here. Were are all The Aunties??

I miss you, come back to us. Please?
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#45978 - 06/08/10 03:49 AM Re: Where is everybody? [Re: Lee_R]
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 Originally Posted By: Lee_R
Well, at least I got some activity going here. Were are all The Aunties??

I miss you, come back to us. Please?


Lee,

I miss them too. But at some point we are going to have to deputize us a posse.

Nasty Nieces?

Coitus Cowgirls?

Devious Darlings?

Coniving Cousins?

Mini Mistresses of Malevolent Mayhem?

Hmmmm.

We need to somehow recognize the ladies carrying the Aunties workload while they are on their well deserved break.

Sextified

ps. You read the intro to Chapter 15 yet?





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