Is it too early for a Santa joke?

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#43585 - 11/30/09 11:51 AM Is it too early for a Santa joke?
Girlie1980 Girlie1980 veteran Registered: 09/23/09 Posts: 1321	Santa came down the chimney and put the presents under the tree. He started walking back towards the fireplace, when he noticed a naked woman sleeping on the couch, completely uncovered. He didn't know what he should do. On the one hand, if he fucked her what sort of Santa would he be? On the other hand, if he didn't fuck her he wasn't going to be able to get back up the chimney.
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#43590 - 12/01/09 09:18 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: Girlie1980]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	Please can the Christmas stuff wait a bit longer. I'm so sick of the Bloody Carols playing in the lift (elevator) in this hotel I seriously contemplated walking up 19 flights of stairs! It's the same loop player 24x7 and has been since I arrive nearly two weeks ago. Bah Humbug and call me Scrooge Still at least it is, finally, December. The first time I walked into an Aussie hotel it was the middle of July and I walked around a Christmas tree without noticing. Come lunch time the carols finally broke though my natural sanity filters and I was forced to accept that the hotel really was celebrating Christmas in July. _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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#43592 - 12/01/09 09:24 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: AntEater]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	PS. Good Joke BTW _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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#43593 - 12/01/09 11:03 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: AntEater]
Girlie1980 Girlie1980 veteran Registered: 09/23/09 Posts: 1321	I haven't heard any Christmas Carols yet.
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#43599 - 12/02/09 08:06 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: Girlie1980]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	As if I should be so lucky _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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#43600 - 12/02/09 09:47 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: AntEater]
Girlie1980 Girlie1980 veteran Registered: 09/23/09 Posts: 1321	Well, I heard some yesterday at the supermarket.
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#43608 - 12/03/09 07:52 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: Girlie1980]
Old_Mike Old_Mike enthusiast Registered: 02/26/08 Posts: 217 Loc: Pa	All the radio stations have been playing them since Thanksgiving if not before. By Christmas I'll be sick of hearing them, if not sooner. _________________________ Old and part of the CRS club Mike
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#43612 - 12/03/09 09:21 PM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: Old_Mike]
Rock Rock old hand Registered: 02/05/08 Posts: 1096	You are lucky. In my store Target, when the halloween stuff was up and selling we had a backwall full of christmas items. _________________________ "Your body might be a virgin but your mind is a whore." Quote originally stated to me by Nadi.
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#43617 - 12/04/09 09:42 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: Rock]
Girlie1980 Girlie1980 veteran Registered: 09/23/09 Posts: 1321	I don't go to public places enough to get exposed to all of that.
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#43633 - 12/05/09 12:31 AM Re: Is it too early for a Santa joke? [Re: Girlie1980]
AntEater AntEater Pooh-Bah Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 1899 Loc: UK	I really must sort out my dirty mind driven dyslexia. I read the word "exposed" before "public places" _________________________ Anteater, or thanks to CG "Monsieur Manger de Tante" $\:D$
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