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#48362 - 10/01/11 12:08 AM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: indulger2005]
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You might be a pervert if when your wife calls out, "Time to come for dinner" you ejaculate into a glass.
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#48363 - 10/01/11 04:18 PM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: Alex_Mann]
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You might be a pervert if you love your wife's cum for dinner.
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#48464 - 11/13/11 10:12 PM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: AntEater]
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You might be a pervert if German porn just isn't hardcore enough for you anymore
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#48606 - 01/09/12 04:36 PM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: Mechknight73]
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You might be a pervert if you can jack off while watching the trailers on the hun. You gotta be quick!
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#48753 - 03/16/12 05:15 AM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: Ticarod]
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You might be a pervert if some of your nocturnal activites are illegal in several US states
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#48755 - 03/16/12 01:32 PM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: Mechknight73]
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Given your other recent posting, I suspect most of my nocturnal activities are illegal in several US states and all the Australian ones apart from the ghetto you guys have your politicos holed up in.

And they like to call it the land of the free.
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#48768 - 03/17/12 02:38 AM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: AntEater]
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Actually, according to several American state laws, performing oral sex on a woman is illegal. Why? Ask the Bible bashers that passed them.

Occasionally some states of Australia may try to pass a law that's not only unjust, but downright daft too. The jokes about Tasmania are usually about them being inbred and backward, sort of like the jokes they crack about people in the US south. In 1996 a federal law was passed banning semi-automatic weapons. Not long before this, Tasmania passed a law making it illegal to be gay. The Feds promptly threw it out

Actually Australia is a lot more liberal on what you do behind closed doors, SO LONG as it's behind closed doors. If you wanted to host a Roman orgy, the only time you would get into trouble with local authorities is because a. people breaking parking laws b. being too noisy c. hiring professional escorts or d. all of the above
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#48771 - 03/17/12 07:36 PM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: Mechknight73]
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I thought many of the states in Australia allowed brothels and prostitution. I remember before a trip down under a number of years ago quickly searching online from lap dancing establishments near where I was due to visit only to discover that it was rather easier to find much more intimate services than a married man was supposed to be looking for.
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#48772 - 03/17/12 07:39 PM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: AntEater]
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Anyway back on topic :-)


You might be a pervert if you practice hard everyday
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#48773 - 03/18/12 01:00 AM Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF: [Re: AntEater]
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You might be a pervert if you're addicted to hardcore German porn
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