#30430 - 04/29/08 04:00 PM
YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF:
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indulger2005
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I was setting and reading some of the posts, in the dating section and I thought of putting this string together come on guys, and gals we can put our heads together, just like Jeff Foxworthy’s you might be a redneck If, Except ours would be You might be a pervert if. I will start it out. This could be fun, just remember to stay with in arts rules.
You might be a pervert if, you pull anal beads out yer ass.
Edited by indulger2005 (04/29/08 04:02 PM)
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#30452 - 04/30/08 04:16 AM
Re: YOU MIGHT BE A PERVERT IF:
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indulger2005
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I sat here and laughed at some of the responses to, you might be a pervert, my favorites, is the pussy stink, and the rain coat one, they all made me Laugh…Ray
You might be a pervert if you pull anal beads out yer throat!
I hope they was cleaned and washed first, if they wasn’t then you have other issues, besides being a pervert.
You might be a pervert if you're ashamed to tell your best friend about the new thing you tried last night.
Oh, please enquiring minds want to know, just what you did last night.
You might be a pervert if you go to the beach and lifeguards are shocked because you are actually wearing clothes instead of a raincoat
Now that is funny…LOL and my ass too, stop tickling my funny bone…are trying to turn me straight, no it would never work… but…but…do you have a twin brother? LOL
you might be a pervert if you touch people on a crowded subway
Tell me what subway; I will be sure to touch back! Growl…
you might be a pervert if you go to work with pussy stink in your beard, and tell everyone it's the cologne your mom bought you for Xmas
I would have had to have been drugged, and have no memory of the event that soiled my beard....I am only teasing I think woman are fine...I love to go shopping...
You might be a pervert if you fantasize about your female friends.
Depends on what your dreaming about....LOL...I know them spanking you? Love ya Rock
i am a pervert because i like younger girls.
Do they run and Hide? just wondering.
I am teasing.
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